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The Defendant Speaks

I’m Badass Blagojevich!  Baby, I’m free!
No rinky-dink prison could ever hold me!
They couldn’t convict.  I’m as good as acquitted
Of all but just one of the crimes I committed!
I’ll beat ‘em despite all their sound and their fury,
As long as one moron is picked for the jury!

Blagojevich

 

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