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Little Big Man

Tell us, Little Caesar,
For we’re keen to hear it all.
Did you war with Little Pompey?
Did you conquer Little Gaul?

In Little Alexandria,
Were orgies hot and sweet,
And was Little Cleopatra
What you’d call a three-meat treat?

We’ve searched the ancient annals,
But the answers still elude us.
Were you murdered in the Senate
By your buddy Little Brutus?

Did you unify an empire
Of a Lilliputian size?
Or just dominate a market
With your cut-rate pizza pies?



One Comment

  1. I like it.

    Wednesday, August 18, 2010 at 5:39 am | Permalink

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