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On Behalf of the Crew, Shove It!

It was on the ninth of August.  He’d been up since very early.
The cabin was oppressive and the passengers were surly.
But little did they know as they descended from the sky
That soon they’d feel the wrath of Angry Flight Attendant Guy!

Confronted by a bitchy type, he chewed the dame a new one.
(If he hadn’t had a pair before, he very quickly grew one!)
Then lowering the safety slide, he said a quick “Buh-bye,”
And that’s the last they saw of Angry Flight Attendant Guy! 

If you’ve got a crappy dead-end job, at least you’ve got a hero.
For rude and whiny customers his tolerance is zero!
Perhaps one day you’ll meet him (though no longer when you fly),
That bold and brassy badass, Angry Flight Attendant Guy!




  1. Another gem that had to be shared, which I did in a Comment box after the NY Times version of the story: <>
    Yesterday’s Hotter and Hotter was another. Thanks!

    Wednesday, August 11, 2010 at 12:52 pm | Permalink
  2. Scott wrote:

    Thanks so much, Sherry. Glad you’re enjoying them!

    Wednesday, August 11, 2010 at 2:27 pm | Permalink

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