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Going Negative

According to the TV ads,
One candidate’s a commie.
The other hosted orgies,
Hiring hookers for his mommy.
While one was making porno films
With hungry, homeless orphans,
The other sponsored bum fights
For a rush of sweet endorphins.
The one was hooked on crystal meth,
The other made his fix.
As usual, the choice is clear:
The lesser of two pricks! 

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