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Get Your E. Coli Here!

There’s mouse crap in the hot dog stand
And maybe in the relish.
Who knows what’s in the mustard,
But it’s likely something hellish!
The bratwurst smells peculiar,
But I’m not a fussy fella.
A ball game’s not a ball game
Without some salmonella! 



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