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I know a little bakery
That makes erotic cakery.
The icing is enticing
With its silky-soft appeal.
No pastry lover ever shuns
Their sweet and supple sticky buns.
One nibble on their cupcakes
Has you gasping, “Those are real!” 

Their chocolate balls are quite a kick.
They’re oh-so-smooth and extra-thick.
And if you’re nice, they’ll let you lick
The beaters now and then.
The owner takes enormous pride
In keeping clients satisfied,
So when you’re done, she always winks
And whispers, “Come again!”



One Comment

  1. Now THAT’S a birthday cake! Looks yummy!

    Saturday, July 24, 2010 at 10:08 am | Permalink

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