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Listen Up, Retailer!

I don’t need any gift cards
Or a chance to win a prize.
I don’t need brownies, batteries
Or other impulse buys.
This isn’t where I donate
To the Mayor’s Midnight Hoops,
The Restless Leg Society
Or Teacups for the Troops.
But I can suggest a service
That would give me satisfaction.
I give you bucks; you give me goods.
A simple cash transaction!




  1. Eric Berlin wrote:

    I give you bucks, you give me cash?

    Tuesday, July 20, 2010 at 4:18 am | Permalink
  2. Scott wrote:

    Thanks for the correction, Eric!

    Tuesday, July 20, 2010 at 5:22 am | Permalink

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