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The Halfway Diet

It’s time to get healthy, so here’s what I’ll do.
I’ll simply divide my consumption by two!
From now on my limit’s a three-pack of beers.
My candy is One-And-A-Half Musketeers.
Or a 50 Grand Bar (which is certainly plenty).
At Starbucks, a dieci instead of a venti
A can of V-4 is quite filling, I feel,
And an Eighth-Of-A-Pounder’s the happiest meal!
In half of a year I’ll achieve my intent,
‘Cause this time I’m giving it fifty percent!

donuthalf

 

One Comment

  1. Lynne wrote:

    Now that’s a diet I could stick with!

    Saturday, July 17, 2010 at 10:12 pm | Permalink

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