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Beware of Beast

I want a chupacabra.
It would be the coolest pet!
Though admittedly they’re ugly,
They’re low-maintenance, I’ll bet!
It would feed on unsuspecting goats
Or now and then a cow,
So I’d never have to spend a buck
On Chupacabra Chow!
It would mostly stay in hiding
When it wasn’t busy biting
And would often go a year or more
Without a single sighting.
It could keep those politician types
From blithely dropping by.
You can keep your dogs and kitties.
I’m a chupacabra guy!



One Comment

  1. I posted your link at Facebook a few minutes ago to connect with Huffington Post’s chupacabra story. Really enjoy your not-quite poems, although I think they are.

    Thursday, July 15, 2010 at 11:38 am | Permalink

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