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Sic Transit

I recall a time when flying
wasn’t such a huge ordeal.
It was organized and civilized,
I’d even say genteel.
But now security alone
has rendered me a wreck.
I’ve got half a foot of butt room
and I’m sitting next to Shrek!
They’ve just run out of snacks,
and it’s a seven-hour flight.
I’d like to travel back in time
and kill the brothers Wright!


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