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Out-Of-This-World Goodness

A skinny, scrawny alien,
A wiry little wisp,
Came bearing peace and cereal.
His name, of course, was Quisp.
He brought us healthful vitamins
From A on down through D,
And his added shot of sugar
Gave us Quazy Energy!
It was shaped like flying saucers,
Not some dull and boring flake.
(Though it’s possible some dweeb or nerd
Preferred his rival Quake!)
Now he’s largely left the Earth, and yet
I’ve got a sneaky hunch
That his quazy space-age flavor
Was a clone of Cap’n Crunch!

Quisp

 

2 Comments

  1. Renee wrote:

    excellent, scott. “fiber one” just doesn’t have the same thrill.

    Tuesday, June 22, 2010 at 8:09 am | Permalink
  2. You can, in fact, order Quisp directly from…is it Nabisco? Aparently, they have to keep making the product if they want to maintain the copyright. Just putting that out there.

    Wednesday, June 23, 2010 at 6:56 am | Permalink

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