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Calling Mr. Bowdler!

You can’t say “sp*rm” in iBooks
(The word’s just gross and sick!)
Though Apple may supply books
With names like Moby D**k!
We’re left with dull and dry books,
Which I regard with scorn.
And so I say goodbye, books,
The Internet’s for porn!




  1. iBooks
    supply books
    goodbye books


    Tuesday, June 22, 2010 at 3:27 am | Permalink
  2. Oops…and of course…dry books! Very clever (and astute) use of rhyme.

    Tuesday, June 22, 2010 at 3:28 am | Permalink
  3. Jim Howard wrote:

    Just caught up on TDR. This one’s a gem.

    Hope you’re well, Scott. Let me know how the new job’s going ‘n stuff.

    My life’s gotten interesting. Let’s catch up…

    Wednesday, June 30, 2010 at 9:35 pm | Permalink

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