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A Lackey’s Lament

I apologize sincerely 
to the leader of BP.
If you want to rape our nation’s shores,
that’s A-OK by me!
To assuage your wounded feelings,
I’ll do anything you say.
I will kiss your oily anus
and I’ll call it crème brulée!
I apologize for everyone
who whimpers or complains,
And it’s not about the millions
that you’ve given my campaigns!
You deserve our very worship
for the inky balm you bring,
So screw the local fishermen.
Their lives don’t mean a thing!




  1. Jerry wrote:

    Right on target as usual! You “nailed” him!

    Friday, June 18, 2010 at 6:14 am | Permalink
  2. Carla wrote:

    “inky balm” — classic!

    Friday, June 18, 2010 at 6:33 am | Permalink
  3. Hilarious!
    You’ve got the knack
    For the subtle attack
    The stab in the back
    The stretch on the rack
    You certainly know how to give ‘em a whack!

    Sunday, June 20, 2010 at 12:16 pm | Permalink

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