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The 100-Light-Year High Club

If I were Captain James T. Kirk,
I’d be a love machine.
I’d get with every babe I met.
(So what if she was green?)
From Altair 2 to Rigel 4
I’d make my plays and always score
With Deltans, Saurians and more –
Perhaps the Vulcan queen!
Yes, random sex would be a perk
If I were Captain James T. Kirk!




  1. The only thing wrong with this poem is that it isn’t seven verses long. You could probably have added lines all day. Nicely done!

    Thursday, June 17, 2010 at 6:42 am | Permalink
  2. Lynne wrote:

    What? You mean random sex wasn’t a perk of being James Tiberius?

    Tuesday, June 22, 2010 at 6:34 pm | Permalink

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