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Song of the Open Road

The Interstate is oh, so long,
The coffee plentiful and strong,
And though my swelling bladder’s weak,
There’s little time to take a leak.
The scenery goes whizzing by.
(If it can whiz, then why can’t I?)
Alas, to think what I’d be fined
For leaving trucker bombs behind!




  1. Eri wrote:

    well, shoot. If I can drive down the interstate tossing beer cans out the window, I don’t see why you can’t pee!

    Monday, June 14, 2010 at 3:53 pm | Permalink
  2. Don Lamp wrote:

    Pretty good aim filling THAT bottle.

    Sunday, June 20, 2010 at 12:23 am | Permalink

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