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A Professor’s Retort

Dear student, you have not done well.
The reason why I’ll gladly tell.
Your brain is soft as bechamel,
With all the smarts of Liquid Prell.

Your grammar’s weak, you cannot spell.
Your essays absolutely smell.
Quite frankly, you can go to hell!
Yours sincerely,
Dr. Fell




  1. Bryn wrote:

    hahahaha! Nice.

    Friday, June 11, 2010 at 5:11 am | Permalink
  2. Linette wrote:

    Excellent!!! I agree with every word.

    Friday, June 11, 2010 at 6:45 am | Permalink
  3. Maybe our decline in education is as much the fault of the students (and their parents) as it is the teachers…maybe more. I like how you linked to the site where the student’s poem is and then gave the retort. You have a gift!

    Friday, June 11, 2010 at 9:41 pm | Permalink
  4. Lynne wrote:

    Rhyming bechamel with liquid Prell? Awesomeness.

    Tuesday, June 22, 2010 at 6:36 pm | Permalink

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