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Theater Rule Number 1

My fellow moviegoer,
You can shake your popcorn bag,
You can rattle Duds or Raisinettes,
I promise not to nag.
You can rest your feet on seat backs,
You can even use your phone.
You can cop a boorish attitude
And hoot when actresses get nude.
Just leave a space between us, dude,
I need the buffer zone!



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