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Song of the Slick

We’re America’s oil men, our logo’s BP.
We’re keeping this land independent and free!
When the crude is offshore, it’s our duty to tap it.
And some day we’re planning to learn how to cap it!
Now spills are bad news.  We’re as worried as you.
(We like our Filet-O-Fish sandwiches too!)
But still we need gas for our Hummers and Audis,
And who needs more grief from Iran and the Saudis?
We’ll clean up the Gulf and we’ll send you the bill.
It’s the price of security.  Spill, baby, spill!



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