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Instrument of Evil

It eats the page; it’s always out of ink.
It clatters like a ’60 Chevy van.
It flashes lights to say, “I’m on the blink!”
Whenever I’ve a document to scan.
It’s engineered to torture souls, I think,
By demons or perhaps the Taliban!
It mocks me when I think I’ve got it mastered.
My printer is a sick, sadistic bastard!



One Comment

  1. DJ wrote:

    I had one that would not print in black and white if ANY of the colored inks were empty.

    Friday, April 23, 2010 at 5:23 am | Permalink

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