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To hear all options, please press one.
Then press the pound sign just for fun.
For cheesy tunes, try pressing nine
Or five (another music line).
To give yourself a change of pace,
For español opprima seis!
For senseless, random beeps, press four.
Press eight to sit and wait some more.
To hear this list again, press two.
You want some help?  The joke’s on you!



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