Today you can never say
“Swinging the bat,”
Or ”longer and harder,”
Or “can’t swallow that!”
Or “Wow, that’s ginormous!”
Or “up to my chin”
Or “I need a stiff one”
Or “can’t fit you in”
Or “raising the high bar”
Or “eating in bed”
Without someone snickering,
“That’s what SHE said!”

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