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Straight Man’s Lament

Today you can never say
“Swinging the bat,”
Or  ”longer and harder,”
Or “can’t swallow that!”
Or “Wow, that’s ginormous!”
Or “up to my chin”
Or “I need a stiff one”
Or “can’t fit you in”
Or “raising the high bar”
Or “eating in bed”
Without someone snickering,
“That’s what SHE said!”



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