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The New Prohibition

Some think that there should be a law
That foods must be organic, raw,
And free from sugar, salt and gluten.
(The fig’s okay, but hold the Newton!)
They’d outlaw brands like Heinz and Pace
And any food that had a face.
But while it’s still no misdemeanor,
I’ll just enjoy this cheese-filled wiener!




  1. nice!

    Monday, April 19, 2010 at 8:43 pm | Permalink
  2. Wordsalad wrote:

    TWSS … (god, I’m hilarious!)

    Seriously, really great stuff Scott.
    Making me sadder than I already was on Friday!

    Monday, April 26, 2010 at 11:38 am | Permalink

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