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Le Petomane, Le Petomane,
You never failed to entertain!
From Italy to France and Spain
You always filled the hall.
With perfect skill and expertise
You’d cut the least offensive cheese.
You’d need no beans to act out scenes
From “Fruit: The Musical!”

Le Petomane, Le Petomane,
Without the slightest sign of strain
You’d imitate a whistling train
Or warbling violin.
Your versatility of toot
Could echo the bassoon or flute.
You had such flair — that certain air –
You couldn’t hold it in!




  1. Eri wrote:

    I think you are a brave man to air your appreciation of such an innovative artist.

    Wednesday, March 31, 2010 at 7:15 am | Permalink
  2. Evan wrote:

    It’s not silent but deadly, it’s rhyming but deadly.

    Wednesday, March 31, 2010 at 11:00 am | Permalink

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