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Grammatical Gripe #1

I’d rather shave a feral cat
  or eat a roach soufflé,
I’d rather tell a biker dude
  his skull tattoo is gay.
I’d rather birth an elephant
  without an epidural
Than see a damned apostrophe
  disfiguring a plural!

 

 

4 Comments

  1. D J. Magrum wrote:

    Wonderful! A kindred cringer to Lynne Truss of Eats, Shoots & Leaves.
    (do you wipe ‘em out on white boards??)

    Friday, September 12, 2008 at 6:48 am | Permalink
  2. Jimmigee wrote:

    Appreciate you making a fuss,
    Would that everyone read Lynn Truss!

    Friday, September 12, 2008 at 8:10 am | Permalink
  3. admin wrote:

    I do indeed wipe ‘em out. They don’t call ‘em dry ERASE boards for nothing!

    Sunday, September 14, 2008 at 7:03 am | Permalink
  4. Paul Zeitz wrote:

    I love this one, maybe the most. Hard to decide, though. Like trying to pick just one piece of dim sum.

    Another fave: the condensed versions of Sarah P and Michelle O speeches.

    I’m in awe.

    Monday, September 15, 2008 at 10:01 pm | Permalink

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