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Git ‘em Schooled!

The Texas Board of Ed‘s decreed
that every kid in class
Should learn about how sunlight shone
from Ronald Reagan’s ass.
Despite that commie FDR
we kicked the Nazis’ buns,
And Jesus wrote the Bill of Rights
so we could keep our guns!
The kids don’t have to be too bright
To get the answers ultra-right!

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2 Comments

  1. Paula Munro wrote:

    Yeeee Ha. Maybe they’ll be as smart as Kansas kids now. No more monkeyin’ around.

    Thursday, March 18, 2010 at 7:20 am | Permalink
  2. paul zeitz wrote:

    This should be one verse of a kick-ass blue-state country song.

    Maybe sung by pee-wee herman.

    Sunday, March 28, 2010 at 1:40 pm | Permalink

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