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The Omnivore’s Real Dilemma

Carbs and milk and flesh of cow
Will lead to sudden death.
And soybeans, as they tell us now,
Are worse than crystal meth!
All food is poisonous, I fear.
I guess I’d better stick to beer.

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4 Comments

  1. Sergio wrote:

    AMEN. Beer’s never been bad :)

    Friday, March 12, 2010 at 6:21 am | Permalink
  2. Bryn wrote:

    Wait, soybeans are bad now?

    My “eat whatever I want to” plan has never looked better.

    Friday, March 12, 2010 at 8:57 am | Permalink
  3. Andre wrote:

    Words to live by.

    Saturday, March 13, 2010 at 1:42 pm | Permalink
  4. Laura wrote:

    Ah, but beer has gluten in it. You wouldn’t want to end up like Rasputin, would you?

    Monday, March 15, 2010 at 7:42 am | Permalink

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