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Rasputin ate some gluten
in a bite of Russian bread,
And before the day was over
he was batty in the head.
He dressed in women’s underwear.
He smoked a lead cigar.
He diddled Alexandra
and he tried to pork the Tsar!
The Romanovs were doomed,
for he was crazy sure as shootin’.
What a bane for all of Russia
when Rasputin ate some gluten!



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  1. cathy wrote:


    Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 2:47 pm | Permalink

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