A TV chef in Italy
Was sacked in seconds flat
When he aired an ancient recipe
For tasty Tuscan cat.
Now me, I love a hearty ziti,
But please, signore — hold the kitti!

A TV chef in Italy
Was sacked in seconds flat
When he aired an ancient recipe
For tasty Tuscan cat.
Now me, I love a hearty ziti,
But please, signore — hold the kitti!

2 Comments
Don’t you think Garfield would be tasty cooked in his own lasagna?
Love the title! The rest of the poem’s not
bad either. LOL
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