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Doody Call

Bathroom cell phone talker guy,
What customs are you living by?
The subject of your chatter
is of no concern to me.
Ensconced within a public stall,
You think it’s cool to make a call?
It’s frankly quite distracting
when I’m trying hard to pee!

Bathroom cell phone talker guy,
Is this the time for saying hi?
Is yapping while you’re crapping
how you get your twisted kicks?
You’ve got to be some kind of fool.
You haven’t learned the simple rule:
With idle conversation
defecation doesn’t mix!



One Comment

  1. Aaron wrote:

    You’d think it would occur to dudes this violates the “no talking” rule found in most civilized men’s rooms.

    Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 11:14 am | Permalink

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