The locker room’s my personal lyceum.
I overhear great insights and opinion.
I’ve learned what’s hot at Ripley’s Wax Museum;
That President Obama is a Kenyan;
That Marnie has great knockers (you should see ‘em!);
That climate change is part of man’s dominion.
From hanging where this class of genius gabs,
My brain is now as awesome as my abs!
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