The Daily Rhyme

I’m nuts about Factory Farmville!
It’s a game where the fun never stops.
To begin, all you need
Is some chemical feed
From genetically modified crops!

The livestock in Factory Farmville
Are confined in the best of conditions.
Who cares if the smell
Is like hog turds from hell
If you’ve greased all the right politicians?

There are gifts you can give to your neighbors,
Like chickens without any beaks.
Or to spruce up their farm
With some good country charm,
A tank full of slurry that leaks!

So try playing Factory Farmville!
It’s certain to be a big hit.
You’ll be up to your knees
In the filth and disease,
But at least it’s just VIRTUAL shit!

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