(With apologies to Nat King Cole)
Leonardo, Leonardo, they have named you
As the model for the lady with the smile.
Was it lust for bending gender that inflamed you,
Or was wearing frilly dresses just your style?
Were you out to prank your buddies, Leonardo?
Did you lose a bet while on a drinking jag?
Were you fey, as they say, Leonardo,
Or just an old and homely, kinky guy in drag?
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