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El Gordo y el Taco

There’s a new and trendy diet
And I think I’d like to try it
‘Cause it doesn’t sound a bit like diet hell.
It’s a health-promoting menu
At a fitness-conscious venue
That nutritionists all know as Taco Bell.

There are Items One through Seven
And you’ll think you’ve gone to heaven
If you’re into chicken tacos (and you are).
You can scarf a bean burrito
While you sit upon your seat-o
And you never even have to leave your car!

I could lose a pound or more.
Hey, Christine lost 54!
Though it’s “not a weight-loss program,” I’ve heard tell.
Still I think it might be fun
Just to think outside the bun.
Though results may vary, give me Taco Bell!




  1. Eri wrote:

    Now if we could get Tom Lehrer to read The Daily Rhyme…

    Wednesday, January 20, 2010 at 7:12 am | Permalink
  2. Sergio wrote:

    I loved it, made me chuckle. I particularly like your wordplay in the title. Cheers!

    Wednesday, January 20, 2010 at 7:33 am | Permalink
  3. Scott wrote:

    Thanks, Sergio. It took me way too long to think of a title that only a few people will get!

    Wednesday, January 20, 2010 at 7:43 am | Permalink

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