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Out-of-Proportion Portions

When you’re ordering sodas or hot pizza pies
Or iced cappuccinos or burgers and fries
At a pricey café or some stall in the mall,
It’s utterly weird how you can’t get a Small!

You can get a Colossal, an All-You-Can-Eat,
A Super-Humongous Gargantuan Treat,
A Twenty-Times-Venti, a Size-of-Saint-Paul,
But try as you might, you just can’t get a Small!

You can grease every waiter with double the money,
But ask for a Small, they’ll just look at you funny.
How sad that obesity’s killing us all
For one simple reason — you can’t get a small!



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