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Monthly Archives: March 2015

Pronoun Fail

I’ve read the grammars front to back, But still I’ve got no clue Why standard English has to lack A plural form of “you.” It seems that someone dropped the ball, Which frankly has me bugged. The South quite gamely offered “y’all,” But Northerners just shrugged. And “youse,” of course, is widely dissed Except for [...]

Farewell, Mr. Spock

Farewell, Mr. Spock. Your demise was a shock. You lived long and prospered, But ran out the clock. We’ll miss your expressions of sheer fascination, Your stoic demeanor of deep contemplation. We solemnly mourn with the whole Federation. We bid you farewell, Mr. Spock. Farewell, Mr. Spock, Whom no Klingon could mock, The sort of [...]