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Monthly Archives: September 2011

Farewell to “The”

There is no “the” in iPad, As there is no “a” in Kindle. The article is déclassé. “The Wii” has clearly seen its day, And even hobos, so they say, Now pack their gear in Bindle. Those little words are past their prime. You heard it here in Daily Rhyme.

Memo from the Weenie In Chief

Mr. Speaker?  It’s the president. You busy?  Pardon me, But I’d like to speak to Congress When you’ve got a minute free. Don’t let me interrupt you If your hopefuls are debating. You’ve got Supercuts on Tuesday? Well, you can’t keep Paco waiting! So you’re booked up through December? How does January sound? If it’s [...]