The Daily Rhyme

Vitruvian Man is a cage fighting fan.
He tools around town in his old Chevy van.
He’s covered with tats
Showing dragons and bats
Plus a butt-naked lady named Kokomo Fran.
Vitruvian Man never eats him no bran.
He slurps his Spaghetti-O’s straight from the can.
Then he stops in the bar
For a cold PBR
Or if somebody’s buying, a tall Black and [...]