The Daily Rhyme

The pun’s a simple verbal joke
  that most of us eschew.
And yet I readily admit,
This irritating form of wit
Has always seemed to be a hit
  with geeks of high I.Q.
It seems they like to torture words
By making up a “play on nerds.”
 

In response to “Grammatical Gripe #2″ The Ridger writes:
Well, I’m not so very good at rhyme,
But this thing you hear all the time?
It’s just the language on its way
From Old English to modern day.
Pronouns are in a state of change,
They may seem awful, rude, or strange
But it’s no worse than nouns went through
And that doesn’t seem to [...]